Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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