I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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