it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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