Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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