She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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