Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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