Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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