i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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