how can u be prego again
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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