just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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