What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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