Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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