I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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