Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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