you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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