So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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