he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Drunk is not a location!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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