i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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