Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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