garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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