im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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