Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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