Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i will never coherently bang her
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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