Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
there was a trapeze. enough said
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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