They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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