Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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