They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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