My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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