i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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