You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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