I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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