She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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