he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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