Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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