Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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