At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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