That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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