You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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