Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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