i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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