Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
false alarm, still single
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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