and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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