no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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