have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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