Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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