i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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