but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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