I think i peed on brittanys purse
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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