THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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