i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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