So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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