He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
